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Bago - Bri Bri - Heros - Dawn - Magic

Never Missed - Quivering Sphincter - Death Uno

 

 
Person to lose their money first or lose the most money.  
Record kept since 09-08-97 - Rottnest
Venue Date Victim
Rottnest 09/08/1997 Travis Lang
Club Capricorn 07/02/1998 Travis Lang
Moore River 19/07/1998 Dave Perry
Yallingup 07/02/1999 Paul Worland
Observation Rise 07/08/1999 Damien Hutchens
Bunbury 23/01/2000 Chris Butler
Rottnest 12/08/2000 Travis Lang
Chris's House 30/03/2001 Travis Lang
Rowston Ranch 28/05/2001 Tim Beck
Trav's House 12/01/2002 Grant McLeod
Reid Residence 24/10/2002 Matt Rowston
McLeod Garage 24/01/2003 Mike Jorgenson
Rowston Garage 09/08/2003 Damien Hutchens (Last 5 Minutes of Event)
Reid Residence 25/01/2004 Mike Jorgenson
Hutchens House 17/07/2004 Jon Hutchens
Perry's Place 29/01/2005 Travis Lang
Perry's PLace 27/08/2005 Ashley Reid
Rowston Garage 30/12/2006 Matt Rowston
Jon's House 12/08/2006 Damien Hutchens
Club Capricorn 03/02/2007 Travis Lang
Club Capricorn 06/07/2007 Matt Rowston
Burns Beach Shack 16/02/2008 Damien Hutchens
Brad D's House 13/09/2008 Brad Clarke
11 Gypsy Street, Eagle Bay 23/01/2009 Dan Hutchens
7 Kiap Road, South Yunderup 12/09/2009 Travis Lang
Upgraded Burns Beach Shack 13/03/2010 Ashley Reid
Chalet 28, Club Capricorn 11/09/2010 Daniel Hutchens
Falcon Beach House 5/02/2011 Tim Beck
Lavendale Farm 26/08/2011 Damien Hutchens
 
Bri Bri Brian Award

Biggest Single loss of Money or Pride in a single game during the night.
Introduced on 29-01-2005 - Perry's Place by Matt Rowston

Date Venue Victim Reason Voted
17/07/2004 Hutchens House Matt

Fantastic loss in the last hand of the night to Granty
29/01/2005 Perry's Place Travis
27/08/2005 Perry's Place Damien, Jon and Brad Nepalese hand of the night. Matt wins Blind Nato Nepalese with Ace's beating two 9's with very last card turned over
12/09/2009 South Yunderup Grant 3 Wilds with a pack too small to finish the deal.
 
 
The Heros (The isn't Grant just such a legend Grant Award)

These players have never crashed or missed an event

Grant

We love Grant he is cool. 
 
The Dawn Club™

Players who have always made it to dawn when attending

Brad

Grant

Dan

Ash 
 
Magic Award

Single greatest Magical play or event for the night.
Introduced on 29-01-2005 - Perry's Place by Brad Clarke

Date Venue Winner Reason Voted
29/01/2005 Perry's Place Mike Jorgenson Magical Blind Flush in Napalm
27/08/2005 Perry's Place Matthew Rowston Blind Nato Nepalese Win with Ace's beating two 9's with very last card turned over
12/06/2006 Jon's House Brad Clarke Magical Blind Nepalese Flush Beats Damien's Straight.
 
Players who have never missed an Event

Since the 'Modern Series' began (2/5/93)

Grant 
 
Quivering Sphincter Award

Whining or another valid reason award to be voted on the night.
Introduced on 24-01-2003 - McLeod Garage by Damien Hutchens

Date Venue Victim Reason Voted
24/01/2003 McLeod Garage

Grant

Massively Overstated Packa Poo Hit $7.00
09/08/2003 Rowston Garage Grant Enhanced gripe with Bacarat game.  Voted by Matt and Seconded by Damien.
25/01/2004 Reid Residence Travis Ugly call of "Worst Hand" that turned out to be a straight.  In good bad good.
17/07/2004 Hutchens House Mike Full house - Three of a kind and two of a suit
29/01/2005 Perrys Place Dave Absentee from his own hosted event for period of time.
27/08/2005 Perrys Place
30/12/2006 Rowston Garage Matt
12/08/2006 Jon's House Damien Nepalese Arse Gasket - Brad's Straight beats Damiens Flush
03/02/2007 Club Capricorn Grant shellacked on one hand by a bemused Mike and much crowd approval
06/07/2007 Club Capricorn Matt OMG fantastic wiping while dealing Black Jack yet again.
16/02/2008 Burns Beach Shack Matt Getting wiped out by Brad D Dealing Black Jack
13/09/2008 Brad D's House Brad Clarke Nepalese Arse Gasket - Matt and Brad play silly buggers
23/01/2009 11 Gypsy Street, Eagle Bay Dan Hutchens $25 hit on pack of poo
12/09/2009 South Yunderup Matt Rowston Seemed like a good idea at the time
13/03/2010 Burns Beach Shack (Upgraded ;-) Grant "You can't play 5 games of Uno in a row!" immediately followed by a 30 card draw
11/09/2010 Chalet 28, Club Capricorn Dan Shafted by Travis with 5 of a kind
05/02/2011 Falcon Beach House Paul Tuffin Thinking 2's wild in Napalm and calling 4 Kings
26/08/2011 Lavendale Farm Damien Hutchens Massive Hit on Packa Poo

 
 
Death Uno � Award

Biggest card draw in a Uno game
Death Uno - "The Great Leveller"
Record kept since 19-07-98 - Moore River

Date Venue Victim Amount Drawn
19/07/1998 Moore River Dan Hutchens 46 Cards
07/02/1999 Yallingup Paul Worland 30 Cards
07/08/1999 Observation Rise Ashley Reid 28 Cards
23/01/2000 Bunbury Brad Clarke 28 Cards
12/08/2000 Rottnest Travis Lang 22 Cards
30/03/2001 Chris's House Brad Clarke 18 Cards
28/05/2001 Rowston Ranch Brad Clarke 28 Cards
12/01/2002 Trav's House Chris Butler 4 Cards (Yellow Light Problem)
24/10/2002 Reid Residence - -
24/01/2003 McLeod Garage Trav 34 Cards
09/08/2003 Rowston Garage Mike 18 Cards
25/01/2004 Reid Residence Travis 20 Cards
17/07/2004 Hutchens House Brad 16 Cards
29/01/2005 Perry's Place Dan 24 Cards
27/08/2005 Perry's Place Mike 34 Cards
30/12/2006 Rowston Garage Jon 13 Cards
12/08/2006 Jon's House Trav 26 Cards
03/02/2007 Club Capricorn N/A
13/09/2008 Brad D's House Dan 18 Cards
13/03/2010 Burns Beach Shack (Upgraded ;-) Grant 30 Cards
       

 

CARD STATISTICS

128 Cards

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                                    64 numbered cards                64 �word� cards

                                    (8 each of 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8)           (16 Skips)

                                                                                    (16 Reverse)

                                                                                    (16 Draw Two�s)

                                                                                    (8 Wilds)

                                                                                    (8 Draw Fours)

VALUE OF CARDS                                 5 cents per number card

                                                            10 cents per word card (including Wilds)

                                                            20 cents per Draw Four

MAXIMUM VALUE OF DECK            64 No�s x 5c                     $3.20

                                                            48 �Words� x 10c            $4.80

                                                            16 Black cards x 20c      $3.20

                                                            TOTAL                      $11.20

MAXIMUM DRAW POSSIBLE            If all Draw Two�s and all Draw Fours are played then the largest possible draw is 64 cards (half the deck).

SPECIAL NOTE            The current pick-up record is 46 (Dan) which is 71.87% of the maximum pain possible.  In card terms he picked up 36% of the deck in one hit. 
 

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